how to get girls to like you:

  1. compliment their eyebrows
  2. eat them out

aaaaaand repeat

(Source: a-greek-goddess, via allycakesxo)

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you can be in a relationship for two years and feel nothing; you can be in a relationship for 2 months and feel everything. time is not a measure of quality; of infatuation, or of love

What my relationships have taught me. (via lozzat)

Wow. This is so accurate and relevant. Merp.

(via allycakesxo)

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roses can be red 

violets aren’t fucking blue

this is an actual correct poem

bottom line: i’d like to fuck you

(via hi)

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Bright side of being smart

I get to pocket about 5 grand every semester out of pure scholarships. Thank you, brain! 

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The hours between 12am and 6am
have a funny habit of making you feel
like you’re either on top of the world,
or under it. Beau Taplin (via yourhighschoolcrush)

(Source: afadthatlastsforever, via kn0ck-out)

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