dinkweed:

i am so threatened by pretty girls they are terrifying 

WOW YES!!! YASSSSSSSSSSSS so accurate

(Source: friendzonked)


pidgeonpeep:

me when im drunk

(Source: lordoftheflygons)

I just basically went through my whole closet and couldn’t find anything that didn’t make me look like a washed up whale. FUCK.


(Source: doctorhbu)

yiselaaa:

basedgosh:

im hungrier than the neopet i neglected for 9 years

LMFAO OMG

(Source: lifeinmyfastlane)

sexijuana:

fuckreiva:

i was reading through my journal and i found this one page and it broke me

this.

send me a colour

Deep Red - I’m in love with you.
Red
 - I love you.
Pink
 - I think you’re cute.
Blue
 - You’re amazing.
Rose - You’re pretty
Purple
 - You’re hot.
Plum - I would fuck you.
Violet - I would date you.
Aqua - I could stay on your blog for hours.
Lavender
 - You are my tumblr crush.
Orange - I want to get to know you.
Tangerine
 - We have a lot in common.
Amber
 - I wish you would notice me.
Cream - I don’t talk to you but I really love your blog

(Source: backc0mb)


(Source: badtvblog)


dansnipplehair:

orlandobloomers:

why is this dude wasting his fucking money on cigs when hes not gonna smoke em your fucking metaphor isnt worth that much homie get a job 

(Source: prettylittletmi)

I am fat, hear me roar. Starting on herbal life again, it worked pretty well the first time I tried it, so why not. Thank God I get 35% off everything, came up pretty cheap.


firewonk:

same

This is me.


Killer on the loose.

bipolar-bombshell:

(Source: slobbering)